User:Jolkotin

Songs of Walkscape

That first Jarvonia tour by Gloria Raynor's I will survive

Inspired by how hard it is to gauge how dangerous exactly it is to wander far when you have just started - thanks for the musedom, Austria!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified 
kept thinking I could never go far south 'fore I levelified 
but I spent so many nights 
looking at all the map Unknowns 
and so I packed 
and ran off there just all alone 

And now I'm back 
from Azu' streets 
talked to a bunch of weird shopkeepers 
saw me tons of foreign sweets 
but one thing that drives me going 
it just keeps me up at night 
is that one big 5k backpack that I'm dying to call ALL MINE

Ode to Cape of the Trailblazer by Queen's Who wants to live forever

There's no trail for us
There's no blaze for us
What is this cape that builds our dreams
Yet slips awaaaay from us

Who wants to live forever?  Who wants to live forever?

There's low chance for us
This gear is optimal for us
These hills have only one sweet target
Set in the drops for us

Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever? 

But touch my steps with sandwich
Touch my flowing watch with your rare drop tips 
And we can loot forever
And we can walk forever*
The remains are ours today

Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever?
Who waits forever, anyway?

*) Or for approximately 640k steps.